Test Your World
AIR QUALITY TESTING MADE SIMPLE

What's In Your Air?
Your Filter Knows.

No appointments. No strangers in your home. No pants required.

Serious science. Delivered without the serious attitude.

You're Breathing Something.

Mold spores. Allergens. Mystery particles. They're floating around your house right now having a great time. Meanwhile, you're over here sneezing and blaming the cat.

Maybe it's time to find out what's actually going on.

How It Works

Easier than assembling IKEA furniture. Actually easier than everything.

1

Get Your Kit

Pick your test. We ship it to your door.

A few days and it's there.

2

Collect Sample

Attach a patch, cut your filter, or swab a spot.

Pick your adventure.

3

Mail It Back

Drop in any mailbox. Prepaid shipping included.

We even handle the stamps.

4

Get Results

Report hits your inbox in 5–7 days.

In English. Not scientist.

Pick Your Test

Three ways to test. All easy. None require talking to strangers.

AirPatch
MOST VERSATILE

AirPatch

Stick it. Wait. Mail it. Done.

"I want answers, not a craft project."

  • 4"×4" patch works anywhere air moves
  • Test whole home via HVAC filter
  • Test a single room (basement, bedroom, nursery)
  • Test your air purifier — is it actually working?
  • Test DIY setups (box fans, Corsi-Rosenthal boxes)
  • 7-day sampling period
  • Results in 5–7 days
Get AirPatch$69
FilterCut
HANDS-ON

FilterCut

For the hands-on homeowner.

"That dusty filter is about to become useful."

  • Uses your existing used filter (30+ days old)
  • Heavy-duty filter shears included (cuts wire mesh)
  • Nitrile gloves included
  • Months of accumulated data in one sample
  • Whole home analysis from one cut
  • Results in 5–7 days
Get FilterCut$69
Surface Swab

Surface Swab

Swab it. Send it. Stop guessing.

"Is that mold or a committed dust bunny?"

  • Swab any suspicious surface
  • Walls, ceilings, basements, bathrooms
  • Window sills, under sinks, behind furniture
  • Identifies exact mold species
  • Results in 3–5 days
Get Surface Swab$32

Real Lab. Real Scientists.

Analysis performed to the highest standards

Your samples go to an actual laboratory. Actual scientists look at them. Not just a guy named Steve with a magnifying glass. We use AI-assisted microscopy for lab-grade accuracy and identify 36+ mold species.

Lab Tested
AI-Powered
Accredited
Microscopy scanner in the labAI spore counting analysis

Real Simple.

Reports you can actually understand

Written in English. Not scientist. Your report includes what was found, what it means, and what to do next. Results in spores per cubic meter — the same standard used by the EPA. Share with doctors, contractors, or that know-it-all neighbor.

Clear Reports
Human Support
36+
Mold Species Identified
The fuzzy. The musty. The scary.
$69
USD or CAD
Same price both sides of the border.
5–7
Days to Results
Faster than your last Temu order.
0
Strangers in Your Home
Introverts, rejoice.

Why Test With Us?

Because guessing is exhausting and WebMD already has you worried.

🏠

No Appointments

Test on your schedule. In your pajamas. We don't judge.

Your house, your rules
🚫

No Strangers

Nobody comes to your house. Nobody sees your dishes in the sink.

Your secret's safe
🌀

Test Your Purifier

Spent $400 on an air purifier? Find out if it's actually working.

Trust but verify
🤖

AI-Powered Analysis

AI-assisted microscopy. Lab-grade accuracy. Fancy robots.

Science, but cool
💰

Same Price US or Canada

$69 USD or CAD. No exchange rate games. No surprises.

Fair is fair
📊

Reports You Can Read

Written in English. Not scientist. Share with doctors or contractors.

Finally, proof

Common Questions

Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask.

What's the difference between AirPatch and FilterCut?+
AirPatch uses a fresh 4"×4" sampling patch placed on your filter or in a room for 7 days, giving precise data about current air quality. FilterCut uses your existing used filter (30+ days old) — you cut a sample and send it back, giving months of accumulated data. Same lab, same science, different starting points.
Can I test if my air purifier is actually working?+
Yes! Stick an AirPatch on the output side of your purifier. If the air coming out is clean, money well spent. If not... well, now you know.
What will the test show me?+
Your report identifies 36+ mold species, allergens, and particulates found in your sample. Results are delivered in spores per cubic meter — the same standard used by the EPA — with plain-English explanations of what was found and what it means.
How long does it take to get results?+
5–7 business days after we receive your sample. You'll get an email when your report is ready in the Client Portal.
Why is it the same price in US and Canada?+
Because we operate labs on both sides of the border. No middlemen, no currency markups. $69 is $69 wherever you are.
What if my results show a problem?+
Your report includes actionable next steps written in plain language. We're not remediation contractors, so we have no incentive to scare you. Just honest data and honest guidance.
FREE INTERACTIVE TOOL

What's Bad Air Really Costing You?

Most homeowners don't realize poor air quality silently drains thousands through energy waste, health costs, and reduced home value.

Take our 2-minute quiz and find out your 5-year cost of not testing.

Stop Guessing. Start Knowing.

Your air. Your answers. Your call. (But seriously, find out what you're breathing.)

Shop Now — $69

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